Oh…We have Paddy now. My b.
I suspect this will be exciting news to those of you who enjoy fire-water. jk. If you’ve never tried it, it’s apparently very smooth comparatively. While I rarely “enjoy” the whiskey, if I HAVE to make a toast to the dead, Paddy is my go-to…although no good ever comes of it. Holy Jesus in a unionsuit! I could tell you stories. ["Five cups???...three and an half cups???...WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE????" - that quote is for you, Ang] My point being…aaaaah, forget it. Drink it, don’t drink it. I don’t care.
Next topic. Over the next couple of weeks [read:months] please pardon The Snug’s appearance. I’m installing a little somethin-somethin that I guarantee will amaze and delight…me. You may not appreciate it. I know for a fact, my beer-delivery-guys are going to HATE it, but it’s something that I’ve been wanting to do so, fuck it, I’m doing it. It’s really pricey but I was thinking about it, and as Michelle will be looking at it WAY more than me, I’m taking the money out of her paycheck to pay for it. Also, I have instructed her that she will need to perform certain erotic favors to certain vendors to get certain parts at certain prices. Again, my point…she’s going to be broke and sore…go easy on her.
And finally, a personal note to my GotCalledOutSoNowHeIsFeelingAllSulky cyber-stalker. FYI, my SweetBaby may be a handsome man, a brilliant mind, a composer of songs that make the whole world sing, but he is also an IT Engineer by trade. Just so you know…we’re watching you watch me!
Oh, and another thing…soon I’ll have to raise the prices a little bit…don’t hit me!