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Anyone Know A Douchebag Named Daniel J. Bickel?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“If you’re gonna steal from The Snug, you’d better goddamn KNOW. This sorta thing used to be civilized, you’d hit a guy, he’d whack you, done. But with The Snug… at the end of this, she’d BETTER not know you’re involved, not know your name or think you’re dead because she’ll kill ya, and then she’ll go to work on ya.” ~ Rueben, Ocean’s Eleven

That being said…Daniel J. Bickel, you stupid fucking sack of shit…seriously, you come into MY bar and steal MY property with cameras trained on your fat, ugly face and you think I’m not going to notice? I realize your Daddy made fun of you because you couldn’t grow anything but a tiny little lap-pencil and he probably beat you in front of your childhood peers because of said microscopic penis. However, there comes a day when you’re just going to have to start faking it and stop acting like the obtuse, dimwitted, mindnumbingly-numb imbecile you are.

 

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