What a great night! Thanks to everyone for being so awesome…I think…I was pretty tipsy…
I still can’t believe how many people let me give them a tribal face painting! That was amazing. Oh, and sorry I “accidentally” mixed some henna in with the paint. I’m sure it will probably wear off in 5 to 8 days.
A very special thanks to MICHELLE and JONAH for putting up with all the celebratory nuances of the night (that’s polite speak for ‘working while your co-workers get waaaaasted’). The night would not have been such a huge success if it weren’t for Michelle and her mad skills. My favorite antic was in response to a customer ordering another drink. The custy said, “you can use the same glass.” Michelle took the glass and licked it from one end to the other, and then feigned reusing it. Oh, how I laughed and laughed…
Additionally, Michelle was a very good sport about being the brunt of some of the night’s more ‘probing’ questions, i.e., “How much do you think I think Michelle weighs?” ‘How long was it before Michelle could put something in her vagina that time she had that vagina issue?” and “How many times per month does Michelle get her period?” [ answer: a lot!].
I’d also like to give an honorable mention to Sarah for being my wing-woman during the quiz portions of the night, Sully for providing the prizes, and Rachel for providing the inspiration for my favorite answer of the night; I instructed everyone to turn their gaze away from Rachel and then asked what color was her hair…someone shouted, NEAPOLITAN!!!
