Not sure if you heard, but Rachel is in a 28 day program to wean herself off of Dulcolax suppositories! What started out as a harmless curiosity has matured into a full blown proclivity! We wish Rachel god-speed in getting that monkey out of her ass!
In the meantime…Joe Ricchio has valiantly stepped up to pinch-hit in our time of need! Fresh off the heels of his wildly successful new television series; Food Coma TV, Joe will undoubtedly prance about The Snug like a rooster in heat…if roosters went into heat…which they don’t…but you get my drift. In between strutting and autograph signings, I’m absolutely sure he’ll make you a cocktail that will sooth and delight!
